Wednesday, February 04, 2015

10 Awkward Stock Photos Of Businesspeople Holding Oversized Puzzle Pieces (With Undercurrents Of Sexual Tension).

Of all the depressing, cliched business theme stock photo sets, the "final piece of the puzzle" ones are the saddest. They make you want to give up your middle manager dreams and start a life of crime.

Again—for a reason that escapes me—I searched through thousands of photos to bring you this curated collection. Enjoy. Or, start planning your burglary spree.

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Look at the dude's face, right. Oh yeah baby, you like it when I wiggle it around, don't you?


This time, the woman has the penis piece, a metaphor for "pegging".


He loves interracial porn, obviously, preferably black man/white woman.


If you know anything about Japanese porn, then you now that his red piece should be pixelated. Nice O face on her.


NO, I WANNA BE TOP THIS TIME.
GET YOUR TWINK ASS BACK HERE, BITCH.


Bob & Carol always liked a quickie before the big Friday lunch orgy started.


Ever do it on a conference room table, baby? C'mon, stop teasing me, can't you see I've got blue balls?


It's their first time.


Puzzle-fucked his way to the top.


Her (L): It's smaller than I imagined.
Him (R): I'm a grower, baby.
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