copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Reebok ad advises you to cheat on your girlfriend....
- The best TV commercials for a porn channel ever!
- Mr. Tire, the scariest fucker on the freeway.
- Image of murdered North Carolina student being use...
- The two best ads from the Newsweek Mad Men issue.
- The cutest kid in a commercial this year, maybe ev...
- Favorite All-time Dog GIF.
- Photoshop skills, level 4chan.
- The stupidest TV commercial of the year (so far).
- The ugliest men's sweater vest in history.


2 Comments:
makes me wish i had one.
It seems like copyranter is going through a DDB phase. It's ok. It'll pass soon.
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