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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now I review ads, and do general ranting, cussing. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- Stupid Fake Dead Dog Advertising.
- Here you will see an ad with a badly Photoshopped ...
- 2 Cats 1 Kid GIF of the Day.
- After reading this ad, you will never walk near an...
- The apolitical Etch-a-Sketch ads everybody was hop...
- Which agency had this exact same stupid bad hair a...
- The first ever ad for the first ever Wal-Mart.
- So, Hay Bale Advertising is a Thing in Germany.
- World Map: Metal Bands per 100,000 People.
- If you laugh at this GIF, you're going to Hell.