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And to think we're inundated with all this 'shit,' thanks to Samuel Halpern, M.D., now a retired radiologist, described as 'a profane comic genius,' 'Lenny Bruce with a stethoscope,' 'a scatological Socrates showering rough wisdom on his son,' Justin from childhood on... and the rest is 'Internet meme' history.
Shit My Dad Says http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit_My_Dad_Says
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What the fuck did I just watch? Who in their right mind would wanna share this with anyone? Only some total dimwit.
this is the sh!t that everybody thinks about-vertising!
I-)
And to think we're inundated with all this 'shit,' thanks to Samuel Halpern, M.D., now a retired radiologist, described as 'a profane comic genius,' 'Lenny Bruce with a stethoscope,' 'a scatological Socrates showering rough wisdom on his son,' Justin from childhood on... and the rest is 'Internet meme' history.
Shit My Dad Says
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit_My_Dad_Says
So shit, I had to watch it twice. Just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating.
On behalf of all of Canada, I apologize. That was horrendous.
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