copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- The most entertaining fire safety commercial ever....
- NYC gym ad laughs at Paula Dean's upcoming death.
- Justin Timberlake Quote of the Day:
- This will be the best Super Bowl commercial.
- New Atheism billboards ruined by comical typeface,...
- Cumming soon: the Fleshlight iPad case (nsfw-ish)....
- 60 seconds of food blowing up in slow motion in a ...
- New Domestic Violence ads: Man knocks out seven wo...
- Gabrielle Giffords resignation video. Believe in t...
- New Google subway ad advocates burning beetles ali...


6 Comments:
Hmm. Based on the viewpoints of the 'creative', I must be the 'creative' in my own field.
Now, I don't know much about advertising--or anything else, except Blue Oyster Cult records and how to not get cut off in bars--but is it me or is there no space on this chart for "people who do actual fucking work"?
Regarding the Accounts cleavage, how many clients are dirty old men anymore? Most of mine are Gen-X women.
@Tom: a lot of Gen Y women are...ah..."from Portland".
If you take my meaning.
A little biased in favour of the creative?
LMFAO!
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