Friday, January 27, 2012

I'm Newt Gingrich, and I strongly approve of this ad."

(click, from 1968, via)
The "Grandiose" Newt this week boasted about putting a colony on the Moon by 2020. He will rename Earth's satellite "Newton", after Sir Isaac (not himself). And Lestoil will enjoy a huge resurgence as it becomes the official all-purpose cleaner on Newton. That pesky Newton dust ain't gonna clean itself, subservient housewives. Previously: Cheating husband Gingrich endorsed by cheating husband website.

8 Comments:

Blogger The Grammar C*nt said...

as it *become[s]

You should start paying me for the work I do. My fees are very reasonable.

9:00 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I hate you so much with all my love.

9:02 AM  
Blogger The Grammar C*nt said...

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
--Friedrich Nietzsche

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In space, no one can hear your dishes squeak.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, that one was pretty obscure.

Explained here href='http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2506&dat=19830427&id=W2hJAAAAIBAJ&sjid=sQoNAAAAIBAJ&pg=4522,8324013'>here, sort of.

10:10 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Your link doesn't work.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry. I'll have to reeducate myself how to do that.

Anyway, there used to be a tv commercial for Lemony Ajax dishwashing liquid. "Take it from a professional dishwasher, new Lemony Ajax gets dishes so clean, you can hear them squeak."

Something like that, anyway.

http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2506&dat=19830427&id=W2hJAAAAIBAJ&sjid=sQoNAAAAIBAJ&pg=4522,8324013

10:22 AM  
Blogger Vinnie said...

In 1965 Richard Avedon edited and photographed the April issue of Harper'z Bazaar. The cover featured Jean Shrimpton in a Day-Glo space helmet. See below. The woman in this ad looks like her; just a little.

http://thefoxisblack.com/2011/09/30/space-suit-of-the-week-69/

Shrimpton in a space suit, from the same issue.
http://i.imgur.com/WhGPB.jpg

2:39 PM  

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