Ad Creatives—is this your life?
(click image, via Munna on the run) Needs many, many more snakes.
And much, much more cynicism.
Previously:
• Copywriters are Douchebags—The Infographic.
posted by copyranter @ 8:15 AM
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Thursday, August 25, 2011
(click image, via Munna on the run) Needs many, many more snakes.
And much, much more cynicism.
Previously:
• Copywriters are Douchebags—The Infographic.
2 Comments:
Number 30 made me laugh: "It's too late to quit. You are too old to do anything else. Darkness falls over your eyes."
I can't get past the idea that this piece of visual hackwork was put together by a semi-literate intern with a purloined copy of Illustrator and a vendetta.
To call this thing 'amateurish' would be insulting to raw beginners. If you're going to hate what you do, hate with class.
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