Tuesday, August 18, 2009

ABSOLUT BEIJING.


Previously in Absolut's dopey Utopian Absolut World, God solved global warming with giant ice cubes, kindness replaced currency, everybody had a red carpet driveway, men got pregnant and had 8" dicks, all poetry was CAPS-LOCK HOOEY, and everybody was Andy Warhol. Now, vacuum cleaners end pollution in China. Whatever bullshitters, as long as the hooch still ends soberness.

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