Link Haze, 5/26/08.

• Area 51 Love Doll. (link)
• "Dov, you're not selling t-shirts, you're selling neo teen porn and rape fantasies!" (link)
• This 1980s Windows 386 promo video starts slow, but just wait til the nice woman starts singing. (link, thanks to Jocelyn McCanles)
• A Canadian man is selling ad space on his prosthetic leg. Which is so ironic, it twists my brain into a mushy pretzel. (link)
• Shitty film director Brett Ratner is becoming a brand consultant. Not coincidentally, I've decided to launch my own brand consultancy with this bullet point. (link)
• Bad ad headline of the week. (link)
• Headline translated, copy not. Fuck cultural sensitivity. (link)
• HBO set up voting booths in Union Square to promote the movie Recount. (link)
• Coke and Pepsi vow to eliminate marketing to kids under 12. Yeah, and I vowed to love and cherish...til death do us etc. (link)
• Related: The evilest soda pop ad ever. (link)
• BK UK introduces the burger six-pack. (link)
• The best use of lighting on a Lotto billboard. (link)
• 1960s anti-drug pamphlet trippy, funny. (link)
• Chloë Sevigny Uniqlo ad harshly tagged. In Williamsburg! The indignity! (link)
• Sexual stimulant tablets packaging features Klimt's "The Kiss" (link)
• Weird-ass food sculptures. (link)
• As a drummer, this is the most depressing "art" installation I've ever seen: "Each day at 11:40 pm, the stick strokes the snare once." (link, via)