Let's write some new taglines for "Zombie Strippers"
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So Jenna Jameson (previously seen in pleather and on the bottom of skateboards), apparently done with having her ass fucked for a living, slides into her first(?) post-porn movie role as a living-dead pole dancer. IMDb has the breathtaking plot summary. We, however, can do better than "They'll Dance For A Fee. But Devour You For Free" right? Here's my five minutes. Give me your taglines in the comments.
—The Night Of Living Dead Head.
—First They Strip Their Clothes Off...
Then They Rip Your Heads Off.
—They're The Appetizer. You're The Meal.
—There Will Be Blood. And Titties.