The Balvenie Weenie® brings his A Game.
Between the Balvenie Weenie® and the Op-Ed page, I owe much thanks to the Wall Street Journal for supplying me with comic relief every week. Here, the mouthless Weenie leaves his parents' house to try to score some trim. It's the same woman he failed with last March. What would Amber's response be? As always, leave your reply in the comments: To get you started:
• "Well then your name must be Dick, because, see, you're a Dick."
• My favorite color is Get The Fuck Away From Me."
• "I'd rather eat those flowers than hear another word come out of your ugly mouthless face."
1. out again with the Balvenie Weenie™.
2. Balvenie Weenie, Cinco de Mayo edition.
3. The Balvenie Weenie Motto.
4. The Balvenie Weenie.