Meet John Dowd. Banker. Founding Father.
Apparently John's wig was at the cleaners. Anyway, according to the headline (click image), The Bank of New York's Mr. Dowd represents 222 years of collective wisdom. To test that wisdom, just give him a call—his number's next to his name. Ask him if he's anti-democracy, like his good buddy Republican party idol Alex Hamilton. Ask him how come he ain't wearing no knickers. If he insults you, challenge him to a duel on the banks of the Hudson.
(scanned from New Yorker)
(thanks to Slinky Redfoot at brandspankin.com for the tip.)