Red Bull is holding an "Art Of The Can" contest, wherein us consumers create "art" out of Red Bull cans. First Price is "an unforgettable experience for two at Art Basel" in Miami Beach (that's it? cheap fucks.). The above, post-modern Atlas piece of garbage was featured in the ad I scanned from this week's New Yorker. This pretentious dick used, like, 20 cans to create that heap of junk.
This is my entry, titled: DEAD BULL: Victorious Matador.
One Red Bull Can. Six Exacto Knives. Simple yet Powerful.
I am so going to win this baby.