An Unsigned Letter from a Distillery in Holland.
Dear Ketel One Maker:"After life is death."—Alegeron Charles Swinburne, 1866.
So stop writing me love notes Dutchie and get back to making vodka.
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Thursday, May 04, 2006
Dear Ketel One Maker:"After life is death."—Alegeron Charles Swinburne, 1866.
So stop writing me love notes Dutchie and get back to making vodka.
7 Comments:
Yeah. These ads are a cheap-ass version compared to the Chivas ads done by Neil French.
The lack of any sort of puncutation after "Dear Ketel One Drinker" is driving me crazy! And that font is horrific!
"Uses the logo's font for the whole application" does not equal "on brand." Hack.
Based on my research, these mostly if not only run in National Geographic.
good vodka, terrible ads.
Actually, their vodka matches their ads. Mediocre at best.
You guys can bitch all you want about the advertising, but the fact that you are wasting time talking about it means it's working.
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